Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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