only if we run a train.
done.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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