why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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