Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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