I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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