Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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