Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
dude. I can hear the air.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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