If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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