is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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