Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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