just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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