i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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