Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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