i don't like sucking hair
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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