physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i now understand why vodka
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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