I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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