I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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