Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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