11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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