I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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