Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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