My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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