He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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