i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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