Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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