Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Shame - the story of my life.
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