this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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