I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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