Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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