dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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