i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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