And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...