I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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