I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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