READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
