this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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