i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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