sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just forgot I was standing up.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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