Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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