You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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