i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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