even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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