Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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