Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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