she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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