I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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