ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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