Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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