I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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