i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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