Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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