The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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