I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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